Trio Bagatelles Outtake #3

10 Apr

One: I’m freezing my ass off.  And don’t say anything.  It’s a figure of speech.

Two & Three: Who’s saying anything?

One:  I know you two.  Any time I say something you pick it apart.

Two: It’s only because we care.

One: Sure.  All you care about is having fun at my expense.

Three: I think you’re really upset.

One: You’re damn right I’m upset.  I’m tired of having my every word analyzed.

Two: I think we generally analyze at the sentence level.

One: You see!

Three: See what?

One: You don’t get it, do you?

Two: What we get is that you’re making a mountain out of a molehill.

One: Sure, you say “mountain out of a molehill” and I’m supposed to accept it.  But if I said it all hell would break loose.

Two: Calm down.  Take it easy.

Three: Yeah, chill.

One: Chill?  I’m freezing my ass off!

Two & Three: Would you like a sweater?

One: Sure!  Thanks!



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